You're untouchable when you realize

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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4 hours ago

somebodyto-love:

Bitch.

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penandpage:

casually-butts:

Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this

#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m going to describe tumblr to people who aren’t from around these parts #for the rest of my life

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4 hours ago

you-know-that-girl asked: Share 10 facts about yourself; then pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers. ❤

1. I love singing
2. I’m a thrower in track
3. I’m hoping to go to college for Music Theatre and someday be on Broadway
4. I apologize for everything (like when other people run into me)
5. When I was younger, I had an obsession with The Wizard of Oz and I had collectable dolls and commemorative plates
6. I love the musical Newsies so much, I have told people I would do anything to be in it (ex. be a newspaper)
7. I’ve judged a dance competition before
8. I am loud, but I don’t tell people about myself, so I’m still like that quiet kid nobody knows
9. I don’t have a group of friends, I just try to hang out with whoever is there
10. I love writing

4 hours ago

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

drag queens are so baddass jfc

Drag queens ftw

Wow… Just, wow…

Win

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12 hours ago

drarna:

i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me

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13 hours ago

steamyziam:

this top looks familiar though

oh wait it was a t-shirt just two days earlier

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13 hours ago

stilesexual:

Sometimes I look at my follower count and I think ‘look at all these people I somehow tricked into thinking I’m cool’.

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13 hours ago

carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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13 hours ago

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euryd1ce:

omg the first episode of fairly odd parents

omg

I reMEMBER

this is better than the whole series

“I’m sorry, the secret word was pie” OH MY GOD

Cosmos voice was hunky hahaha!

REMEMBER WHEN COSMO’S VOICE WASn”T ANNOYING

Remember when Vicky randomly pulled out a porn magazine. I didn’t…

oh…god…I never saw this episode before.

And yes I really liked Cosmo’s voice. <w>~

Hahahah, I remember this episode!

I miss Cosmo’s hunky voice.

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